why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
anonymous compliments feel the best because you know they aren’t trying to gain anything from it!
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
[ whispers ] musicals
[ huffs ] musicals
[ mutters ] musicals
[ clears throat ] musiCALS
[ raises voice ] muSICALS
[ wails ] MUsicALS
[ runs off, swims an ocean, climbs the mount everest ] [ shouts at the top of my lungs ] MUSICALS